I was a “Beauty Consultant” a few years ago (seriously). Even with the training and all the things I had I may have been able to do something for her. She’d have to get all that junk off her face and I’d mail her a change of clothes ( I wouldn’t want to be there in case she walked out before being completely dressed). I’d then start a many hour process of making her look semi-human and continue the next few days. If all that didn’t work I’d give her a black cape, flowing black dress and a black pointed hat and a broom.